The return of the Brussels Sprout

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Re: I wouldn't go in there for a bit

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Welly wrote:*emerges from toilet*

*carefully holds onto door architrave upon exit*

*crosses OLDELPASO Smokey BBQ Chicken Fajitas with Onion, Green and Red Peppers off the list*

:shock:
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Re: The return of the Brussels Sprout

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Ah well, I guess you need to try these things *he said, helping himself to another devilled cockroach*
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Re: The return of the Brussels Sprout

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Well it must have been the Onion/Peppers (I should know better by now).

I started off very confident this morning, producing impressive tones and the odd 'quack' from my arse but events took a sinister turn when 'things' started moving hastily towards the exit. My face turned from boyish pleasure to absolute horror in seconds.

Realising my predicament I hurried to the WC where all hell broke loose, left me feeling shocked and delusional :cry:
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Re: The return of the Brussels Sprout

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Welly wrote:Well it must have been the Onion/Peppers (I should know better by now).

I started off very confident this morning, producing impressive tones and the odd 'quack' from my arse but events took a sinister turn when 'things' started moving hastily towards the exit. My face turned from boyish pleasure to absolute horror in seconds.

Realising my predicament I hurried to the WC where all hell broke loose, left me feeling shocked and delusional :cry:

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Re: The return of the Brussels Sprout

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Welly wrote:Well it must have been the Onion/Peppers (I should know better by now).

I started off very confident this morning, producing impressive tones and the odd 'quack' from my arse but events took a sinister turn when 'things' started moving hastily towards the exit. My face turned from boyish pleasure to absolute horror in seconds.

Realising my predicament I hurried to the WC where all hell broke loose, left me feeling shocked and delusional :cry:
I should have sympathy for you there seeing as irrational bowel movements is part of my daily routine but reading that brought tears of laughter instead. :lol: :lol:
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