Joke thread

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:29 am

LOL...

Oh dear someones got too much time on there hands lol

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:52 am

supafrisk wrote:
Let me see....

1xhairy whippet dog
4xhorses
1xgoat

w0w thats some animal farm type shizzle! You do all them before bed ! You must be exhausted !

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:18 am

So thats where your spare time comes from !

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:45 am

Boy.... Boy.... WTF..... Who you calling Boy ???

I can see I'm going to have to teach you some respect and manners !

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:28 pm

The cheek of some oldies is unreal....

Whilst I'm down where......?

xplosiv · Post by **xplosiv** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:42 pm

HI,

For this joke/video you will need a sound and windows media player

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/On_eBay/

Andy

xplosiv · Post by **xplosiv** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:45 pm

Hi,

Here is another

http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/163-t ... eight.html

Andy

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:35 pm

Niz406 wrote:The cheek of some oldies is unreal....

Whilst I'm down where......?

I think what Supa is trying to say is YOU'RE the beyatch, and must perform services of an obscenely biological nature upon her body.

If you feel like subcontracting, give me a shout.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:38 pm

LOL.... I don't do subcontracting as such...

But a double team is always an option lol

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:23 pm

I'm so there... we'll buy her a rubber ring so she can still sit comfotably at work!!!

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:49 pm

supafrisk wrote: Sorry to disappoint you but I only need one if it's a real man

Sorry Niz, looks like it's lady palm for you again then dude!!!

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:59 pm

LOL.... well I was thinking that you should go first... because if I do it wont be much fun for you !

You can't put a tack where a nail has been

Pam and her five friends will be happy for the health spa treatment !

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:14 pm

LOL!!!

I hope you're not making any adverse comments about a certain female members erm... "capacity"???

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:15 pm

Niz406 wrote:You can't put a tack where a nail has been

No... but you can put a railroad spike!

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:00 pm

Davva2004 wrote:LOL!!!

I hope you're not making any adverse comments about a certain female members erm... "capacity"???

KFC family bucket... can't find the chicken then F#*k it !

NOT at all I'd never do that.... we already know she has a J-Lo wide load !

he he he

supafrisk wrote:I've got a spare microscope if you need one, lads

Will we need it to see ourselves in your grand canyon ? lol