Another bargain!

[Captain Jack]

Is everyone on GumTree like that? The amount of tosh people sell and the descriptions they supply are unbelievable...

[sirwiggum]

Is everyone on GumTree like that? The amount of tosh people sell and the descriptions they supply are unbelievable...

Pretty much. That's why I would no long entertain the notion of looking to buy a car on gumtree.

Some of the descriptions are very creative.

MINT CONDITON = It just about runs and if you squint you can't see the dents.

NOT LIEK THE USUAL RUBISH = Because this one has a load of hidden issues.

[lozz]

Maybe some of them are Dyslexic ..bless em lol,




apparently I dpnt pernounce TH I say der insted of there
and I say turty 4 thirty and stuff
ya no
so yer we don't pernounce th or t at all

[sirwiggum]

I too have an issue with "th".

My pronunciation of "three" and "free" are indistinguishable.

But that doesn't give me the right to post car adverts in which the text looks like a basset hound had mashed it's head on the keyboard.

[sirwiggum]

You'll love this one. Cheer you up on a Monday morning.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... s/76305077

[sirwiggum]

And a DTurbo for farmerpug.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... o/77179240

Flat tyre. Probably been screwed and ragged til the HG is like a seive.

"car needs heater plugs and passenger electric window fixed"

In other words it wont start as the glow plugs have been worn, and no doubt the electrics are shot.

[FarmerPug]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... d/77175922
lovely wee car.
its more like a mildly ugly medium sized car.

[FarmerPug]

i want this:
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/76750650

[sirwiggum]

i want this:
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/76750650

It looks nice. IF you could get to England and had the OPURTUNITY to look at it. Alloys look ORIGINALL.

However, the nearside and front aren't shown. Which in gumtree land means that it is a Cat D write off, with red doors and a missing grille.

[FarmerPug]

it is suspicous that now, especially on a rare car, you have 9 opportunities to take a photo on gumtree, and even more to link with photobucket.

My example of this is:
2002 Pugoet 406 Executeve

Great bodywork.

You need lots of photos.

[Captain Jack]

I can see 3 dings in that photo already.

[FarmerPug]

i can tell you that you have missed another 3.

[FarmerPug]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 5/77193896
good body

[steve_earwig]

I found this lump of rust in a field...

[FarmerPug]

I found this lump of rust in a field...

And added two zeros to it's price