The return of the Brussels Sprout

[Welly]

Yesterday I made a "Jamie Oliver" stew with Guinness, Beef and Vegetables.

Today I am farting like a trooper. Normally anything with Onion in makes me fart but these are different, very different.

Racking my brains at the origin of the fetid air surrounding me it suddenly clicked - BRUSSELS! I served the deadly dish up with a portion of steamed Sprouts

It's nice to get 'closure' on this as I was beginning to worry that something was seriously faulty, there's a familiarity to it as well....quite comforting

Any foods have an effect with you?

[steve_earwig]

Yesterday I made a "Tosspot" stew with Guinness, Beef and Vegetables.

Fixored

Shrooms!! I had a mushroom pizza for lunch yesterday and spent the rest of the day being followed around by a noxious cloud

[D9406]

Migraines caused by cheese and chocolate.

[scotty73]

"Jamie Oliver"

I been watching his 15 minute meals and so far to go in my new kitchen I've collected a few fresh herb plants quite a few new spices and some weird things in jars.


Now i just need to figure out wtf to make with them all.

Not farting but cucumber and onion make me burp, i have had a farting problem recently though i've had a good appetite for a change I'm not sure if it's the piggish eating or the beer coming out it force but it stinks.

[steve_earwig]

I had really stinky farts once, they occurred along with abdominal pains that felt like my guts were struggling with something large and culminated with the discovery that my appendix was rotten.

Now i just need to figure out wtf to make with them all.

Compost

Migraines caused by cheese and chocolate.

And, er, migraines make you fart?

They can be migraine triggers but there are a lot of them and developing onel depends on a lot of things, including stress. Incidentally, 8 years ago I was having one or two a week, so far this year I've had one that I'm still not even sure was a proper migraine

[scotty73]

Now i just need to figure out wtf to make with them all.

Compost

If i mix all these ingredients together there will be a far worse smell than compost coming from me

Lets see: Quick glance of what i bought today to get something different in the cupboards.
Fresh herbs.
Basil, chives and parsley (i always have parsley for my garlic butter.
sundried tomatoes.
English mustard.
All spice.
white wine vinegar.
cous cous wtf do i serve that with?
Thyme and some lemons.

That's without all the herbs and other stuff i already had now my cupboard is a right clusterfuck of stuff to cook with but where do i start.









Anyone for egg and chips?

[Welly]

Prawns, Onions and Cucumbers give me the shits. And I like Prawns, Onions and Cucumbers

Corned Beef makes my piss smell funny.

McDonald's Sauces appear to give me a headache.

Garlic bread makes me fart (how weird is that?) and Bread in general makes me feel bloated and crappy.

Chinese food seems to suit me well, and even my Asian cookery seems ok

[steve_earwig]

I think cucumbers make me burp a lot, onions give me acid reflux but I still eat them. Loads of others give me high cholesterol and triglycerides so I have to avoid them

Anyone for egg and chips?

Das ist verboten

...but where do i start.

http://www.google.co.uk/webhp?hl=en

[scotty73]

Garlic bread makes me fart (how weird is that?) and Bread in general makes me feel bloated and crappy.

Chinese food seems to suit me well, and even my Asian cookery seems ok

Basically if it vacates your arse easily then your fine. bread is stodgy stuff i don't tent to eat a lot of it myself for the same reasons.. In fact i baked two loaves to go with a stew last week and all i had was the hot crust with garlic butter.

Steve have you tried to Google (recipies with sun dried tomatoes?) or whatever you need the answer to? i did it's confusing.
So for lunch i had a crusty roll with ham, salami, chives and sun dried tomatoes... It was pretty bloody nice but had feck all to do with a Google recipe.

Again without Google this (Das ist verboten) means you can't eat egg and chips? ouch that's my fav I'd hate to not be able to eat that.

[Welly]

I forgot, Pastry

Pastry gives me chronic heartburn

[plod]

With the bread, a guy up the gym said to me, when it's in your stomach, it's like the proving process all over again, and the bread expands, hence the bloated feeling.

I've tried to eat less bread and potatoes during my "Lifestyle change" wherever possible. I used to have 4 slices of toast every morning with my weetabix, but rarely touch toast now.


If I have sprouts, stuffing, and sausage meat together, then it's definately depth charge time

[Doggy]

I've tried to eat less bread and potatoes during my "Lifestyle change" wherever possible.

I did think there was a bit less of you than previously, but didn't like to say....

(I could do with trying something simular).

[lozz]

Ieat everything,
except, pork pies, ilove them but the paint stripper type acid Reflux on my stomache aint good,
and anything with Ginger in it has to be avoided, (fkin hernias )

[plod]

I've tried to eat less bread and potatoes during my "Lifestyle change" wherever possible.

I did think there was a bit less of you than previously, but didn't like to say....

(I could do with trying something simular).

I'll let you off, it was dark lol

[Welly]

*emerges from toilet*

*carefully holds onto door architrave upon exit*

*crosses OLDELPASO Smokey BBQ Chicken Fajitas with Onion, Green and Red Peppers off the list*