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Help we buy any key ring dot com or scrap shocker

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U R viwing a expensieve key ring 4 sail. I have has this 4 nerly 6 yrs but neds new owner. It has been kep in a draw wiv my pens an sh*t but I need to cell for moneh to funned knew key ring 4 volvoe.

SRS offers enviyted no time wassters no swops. will poast to highist bidder.

I cannot has penpal accunt so pls pay by check or cash or speshul favior considderd

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nise key ring m8 has you gots won wiv volvoe instedd ov perjoe
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thats gots a frode sine uderneef lols lol1111lo1111l1l1lll
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Roll Up Roll Up, I has many* enquiries don't miss out bid today massive bargain. Only one left in the world*. Best condishun.

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Good Bits:

No former keppers. Kep in lucked Garage overnight since 2008 (57 reg). These are nown on the internet to hold 28 quays biggest ring on the net. Bargain. Owner is massive twat will sell cheep.

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Still for sale
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How much for the still?
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Welly wrote:Owner is massive twat
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Doggy wrote:How much for the still?
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Hurry for bargin. will not tak much to fit keys' onto ring jus not had the time. will fit pocket or hambag.

Looks good hangin from lock or ignishun hole. put keys on bar in pub look good with girls. attrack miffs and swinging lol. look like you has munny not leather not plastic.
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Swap?

I has Volver geer knob


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sorry M9 no swops my revesse is on the other side lol and i has only 6 geurs.

Mak me an ofer for key ring or i repot u to the bored your choice cowboy.
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R u shure its a keyring loks like bottleopiner
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if u want bokkle opiner u shoud go argos were you get yer dualry lol
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Re: Help we buy any key ring dot com or scrap shocker

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Please help, my keeper is called Welly, he's asleep right now, this morning I heard him saying something like "if those fuckers won't buy my shitting key ring I'll get f*cking 'We Buy Any Key Ring' or 'Key Ring Take Back' in to sort it" to be fair he seemed quite angry. He also weighed me and tried to find out what I'm made of so he can 'bridge me' I'm scared. Luckily my makers did not disclose my materials so he's not looking to scrap me just yet.

Can I appeal to someone to buy me as I don't want to fall into the hands of a Car Supermarket and have some young family buy me on a 5 year finance package with PPI as I just don't think they'll look after me well.

Please help, oh sh*t he's waking up again, bye for now......
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