Been driving since 1997.
Not a single point, citation or what not.
I was pulled over for doing 45 in a 30 zone. It was 2am at night and the town was dead. Me and my Pal had just finished stocking the car full of snacks as we were headed for Wales.
I turn a corner on a dual carriageway section, chatting away, not paying attention when I spot the coppers. But by the time I had processed what I was seeing, one of them stood in the road, held his left hand in a stop gesture and indicated for me to pull into the bus stop beside him with his right.
I though "thats it.. my first speeding ticket"
I stopped, put my window down and the officers approached. One checked ovedr my car while the other asked me if I knew what speed I was doing. I held my hands up and told him I wasn't paying attention and clocked myself at 44 as he signalled me to stop. He showed me the readout on their gun and it showed 45. I then said I knew full well it was a 30 zone and that I wasn't paying attention, my friend and I were buzzed about the long trip ahead. He then told me I was to be breathaliased. Fair enough I said. I joked that if he finds something, I'l be too happy to turn myself in and I don't drink. The test went as expected... not a trace of anything.
His mate returned from checking over my car (I had made sure every single bulb was working and had 4 brand new tyres on and brand new tax too. I had even spit shined the interior and exterior earlier in the day. She looked mint). The officers said a few words to each other, then the interviewing one leaned down and said: "Right Sir, off you go. Mind your speed on the rest of your journey. We'll let you go this time".
Cracking I thought
I kept to the speed limits all the way to the M6 where I cruised down to Wales at 85, 90.
The coppers were looking for drunk drivers and insanely dan gerous ones. It was 2 am on a Saturday morning after all. I was probably not worth the hassle. Clean record, 100% road worthy car and not a single trace of anything on the breathaliser.
Thats been my only brush with the law. Aside from a random road side stop one evening a week before christmas where I was stopped along with 2 other cars and quizzed a few questions and my car was given the once over. But nowt happened, all was legal and road worthy, is a tad dirty and loud (exhaust was blowing)