Mother Nature is a Road Hog

[highlander]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19288749

[Doggy]

Norway is home to around 100,000 moose and 150 brown bears.

statisically, you should need to swerve round 666.7 moose, before clouting a bear.

However, maybe the bear was inebriated....http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/bears- ... drink-beer

[Bailes1992]

Norway is home to around 100,000 moose and 150 brown bears.

statisically, you should need to swerve round 666.7 moose, before clouting a bear.

However, maybe the bear was inebriated....http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/bears- ... drink-beer

Maybe he wanted to hit a bear? In which case it could have probably been 665.7th time lucky?

[Welly]

Driver hits Bear after trying to avoid a Moose

That's not something you hear every day

100,000 'Moose', Moose's, Mooses', Mice? What would you call a group of Mooseses?....I've just asked the internet and it said a 'Herd' - I feel a bit let down now, I thought it would be something cool like a Mob of Moose or Fleet of Moose.

More Animal Groups here if anyone really cares......http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointles ... roups.html

[Doggy]

Wot's the collective noun for a group of 406 owners, (&/or ex-406 owners)?

[Welly]

Wot's the collective noun for a group of 406 owners, (&/or ex-406 owners)?

A Volvo of owners?

[steve_earwig]

Wouldn't that be a Volvo of ex-406 owners?

How about a contentment of 406 owners?

[scotty73]

Wot's the collective noun for a group of 406 owners, (&/or ex-406 owners)?

Bollock talking knobheads?

And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread,honey and over 100 cans of beer.

That winnie the pooh can be a complete bastard when drunk.