Free razor time again!!!

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:14 pm

Welton wrote:
An ancient chinese proverb wrote:a man who cuts away the foliage at base of tree want others to see more of his tree

In a word...

DEFINITELY!!!

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:32 pm

Davva2004 wrote:
Captain Jack wrote:But the end result shaving with the grain isn't as close as it would be against. Although, I do know where you're coming from
Erm....

Perv...

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 pm

Captain Jack wrote:Perv...

You said it not me!!!

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:13 pm

I've got my razor... and I can confirm that this is the full and final product.. I brought a packet from ASDA like 4 weeks ago and they are shite ! Only good for one decent shave ! They are plastic and will never change.....

If you want the best shave use a disposable Gillette sensor 3, they are by far the best disposables for men ! IN THE WORLD !

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:14 pm

A bit like condoms then...

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:13 pm

Captain Jack wrote:A bit like condoms then...

Erm...

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:34 am

OH my..... Captain, you really got these guys on that one !

* A Condom is only good for single use..... unless by the sounds of it your captain and you wash it and reuse it

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:36 am

Yeah, they are all a bit slow Niz, eh? Signs of old age.....

But speaking of disposable razors... doesn't that get a bit expensive?

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:13 am

I likes cakes I does !

But that gateux you've made doesnt look all that appealing ! Not a black forest fan !

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:53 am

Oh that cake look SO yummy!!!

Post by **Welly** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:59 pm

supafrisk wrote:

Hands up if anyone else thinks that's one of those BBC 'props room' cakes where someone gets their silly face pushed right into the cake

that looks just the job.

Davva2004 · Post by **Davva2004** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:20 pm

Reminds me of a cake I made for my best mates 25th... take one inflated baloon, place on plate, cover in whipped cream, gooey cherry pie filling, chopped nuts, chocolate flakes, sprinkles... then hand him a knife and tell him to cut you a slice....

Post by **Welly** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:28 pm

KA-BOOM

I love practical jokes (as long as there on someone else

)

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:10 pm

Davva2004 wrote:Reminds me of a cake I made for my best mates 25th... take one inflated baloon, place on plate, cover in whipped cream, gooey cherry pie filling, chopped nuts, chocolate flakes, sprinkles... then hand him a knife and tell him to cut you a slice....

AAhhh thats a good one !
*writes down for use @ a later date

Post by **Welly** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:39 pm

Niz406 wrote:
Davva2004 wrote:Reminds me of a cake I made for my best mates 25th... take one inflated baloon, place on plate, cover in whipped cream, gooey cherry pie filling, chopped nuts, chocolate flakes, sprinkles... then hand him a knife and tell him to cut you a slice....
AAhhh thats a good one !
*writes down for use @ a later date

*Adds to ''Stretch cling film over toilet bowl gag'' *