Girlfriends, how do you keep them?

rapport25 · Post by **rapport25** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:04 am

Bloody women where do you start. You cant live with them you cant live without them. I think there was a book called men are from venus women are from mars to true. I feel women are strange creatures. The advice i would give for Niz is find someone else and move on even if its a bit of fun nothing more. You need to get this women out your head. In previous relationships i have tried going out more often with mates. But once the alcohol kicks in and no one gives you the eye you start thinking about your ex. I think you need to soe some seeds of love

have fun mate nothing heavy love will find you when you least expect it. Thats what worked for me. (HOPE THAT HELPS MATE?)

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:19 am

Cheers rapport and all of you, very kind and considerate words....

I went out and had a 12 hour stint with my mates, had a great time and forgot all my problems.... until I got home and felt a bit down about the situation.... but woke up refreshed and happy this morning... lol

rapport25 · Post by **rapport25** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:43 am

Pleased to hear it mate

times a healer.

Post by **Welly** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:18 pm

a slightly hung over niz406 wrote:Cheers rapport and all of you, very kind and considerate words....

I went out and had a 12 hour stint with my mates, had a great time and forgot all my problems.... until I got home and felt a bit down about the situation.... but woke up refreshed and happy this morning... lol

Way to go nizzy.

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:28 pm

I've not had one longer than 5 months, so *shrug* :/

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:30 pm

You'll get there mate. Chin up.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:06 pm

I can forget about it and deal with it when I'm out and about or with friends... but when I'm on my own and given time to think.... all I seem to be able to think about is her... I cannot direct my attention to anything else and it's horrible !

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:15 pm

You need something to fill these times really. Go play a game on your xbox or something. Just anything to occupy your mind.

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:45 pm

Like work on that engine you bought that's sat in the garage doing nothing ;)

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:48 pm

OR

Like making me a nice posh signature.

I can do some grovelling if you wish

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:52 pm

...or you can kill my ex, 'cos she's being a "it's all your fault and I am the best" bitch. That way, we'll both get something out of it!

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:29 pm

Or kill my ex... 6 months later and I'm still getting up to 4 text messages a day off her!

rapport25 · Post by **rapport25** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:49 pm

Nice

Beat this then went out on a date with a girl about 4 yrs now v fit al the bumps in all the right places. V good cook very good in bed.

I thought mmmm this is wife material. 2 dates late she had booked us at a very expensive restuarant. I thought great she is really spoiling me

. Heres the twist all the staff kept smiling at me i could not put my finger on it why me? Then all of a sudden the violins came out playing at are table

then she asked me to marry her. I was like what? no way she ran off screaming as well as chucking an expensive glass of wine over me and shouting you bastard!!

Imagine if you will all the guys in suits all the ladies im dresses giving me daggers . The manager came over and asked me to leave as i was not the kind of customer he wanted in his retaurant. He then asked why i said no. To my reply was i dont know her i have only been seeing her for around 2/3 months he could not stop laughing he appologised and gave me a free £25 voucher to use and he was sorry. He called me a taxi and let me leave via another entrance as she was waiting outside for me. He said good luck with bunny boiler ha ha. I ended up getting an injunction against her as she kept following me and sitting outside my house. I blocked her number on my mobile and house phone. If you hear violins run like hell

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:08 pm

Holy crap dude!

TooT · Post by **TooT** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:14 pm

Psycho