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Can I get some Jaffa cake bars please ? :D
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What kind offers :D

Me and Niz covered in oil and Supa running about with cakes!!!!

How come your so good on the tools Niz?
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I wouldn't say I'm good ( well in not so many words ).... but I get the job done! lol

My old man was an engineer, my bro was an engineer and the family has always been involved with motors and mechanics.... been learning and working on cars since I was like 9.... so thats 17 years of fiddling with cars etc....
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Your one of the old school, if it don't fit, make it fit!!

I lack the tools TBH, I'm not affraid of stripping stuff down but I allways figure that by the time I've bought some more kit to do the job I could just get a decent mechanic (who I know) to do it, I also lack the little tricks you need sometimes, if I changed a headgasket like you did the other week I would be affraid to take the car very far thinking that it will fail again!, funny that when someone else does a job for you it never bothers you but when you do it yourself your allways checking it's ok afterwards.

I allways do my own basic servicing, but to tackle a clutch on my drive is a major job to me.

Strangely enough I don't mind really fiddly jobs like removing the dash and the instruments to replace stupid little bulbs, jobs that many mechanics hate :?
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Yeah kind of !

Thats ok I have two tool boxes to make sure we can get it to pieces....lol Let me tell you on my drive... I've done engine swaps.... turbo charging..... CV joints.... welding jobs.....etc....and then on to my car... I've done two turbo changes....... 1 clutch swap....cooling system renewal...... repaired an intercooler.....replaced a head gasket inc timing kit.... and various other small jobs... brakes... bushes.... drop links... etc.. etc..

I've done alot but I'm no expert... i'll try anything that comes with a manual....lol :D

Seriously if you fancy a saturday one weekend sorting out your clutch etc... just let me know.. i'll give you a hand ! think of it as a money saving exercise ! lol After doing the clutch you'll think its such an easy job to do ! lol well ok not quite! just think you'll save yourself £500 odd pounds !

Once I've done a job I drive the car like normal... apart from the headgasket ! if it goes wrong again... I strip it again... luckily TOUCH WOOD it doesnt ever go wrong ! and its taken some pounding like the misses! lol :D
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supafrisk wrote:....*wonders if Niz manages T-bagging on the drive too*...... *snigger*...
Tell me where your drive is and i'll show you ! D he he he he
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Thats ok... you'll be having a double helping of tea bags then....lol

Notice with supa it always turns to smut lol
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For the curious amongst us...

May I present....

Supafrisks shaven pussy....

















































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I'm gonna get some stick for this I just know it.
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LMFAO Too Funny ! ! ! !

Although that pussy is well droopy ! lol
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Was it shaved to remove sea creatures ? lol
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Supafrisk, why don't you just wax down there...? I know my mrs walks, like I would if I was kicked in the bollocks, for a few days after the bikini wax, but results are so much smoother :P

The razor itself is actually quite good. Not sure which is better, this one or Mach3, but I have a feeling this one might be slightly better as the real thing in the shops would not be made out of plastic!
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Speaking from experience as a man who regularly "manscapes" (as the QEFASG gurus call it) I can highly recommend the Gillete Quattro Titanium used with King Of Shaves antibacterial Alphagel with Aloe, and definitely only shave WITH the grain, not against! :| :frown: :shock: :x :cry:
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An ancient chinese proverb wrote:a man who cuts away the foliage at base of tree want others to see more of his tree
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Davva2004 wrote:Speaking from experience as a man who regularly "manscapes" (as the QEFASG gurus call it)
Q-what-uhm???
Davva2004 wrote:I can highly recommend the Gillete Quattro Titanium used with King Of Shaves antibacterial Alphagel with Aloe, and definitely only shave WITH the grain, not against! :| :frown: :shock: :x :cry:
But the end result shaving with the grain isn't as close as it would be against. Although, I do know where you're coming from :P
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Captain Jack wrote:Q-what-uhm???
Queer Eye For A Straight Guy
Captain Jack wrote:But the end result shaving with the grain isn't as close as it would be against. Although, I do know where you're coming from :P
Erm.... :shock:
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