Poor old Blue406 is having a problem with some of the idiomatic and vernacular English terms, so lets compile a dickshionaree to help him. I'll start:
The Squits = The Sh1ts (an unpeasant illness, where ones bottom becomes inflamed and sore as a result of ones poo having the consistency of lumpy gravy, and the acidity of neat battery acid).
Farmer Giles = Piles (see above)
Who else can help?
He's having a giraffe!
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[insert name] ''spewed it'' this morning = (a collegue call in sick this morning)
''Bag of Sand'' = (1 thousand pounds)
I have got the ''screaming abb-dabs'' = (I am suffering from chronic diarrhoea)
''Roger Bannisters'' = 4 minute miles =(piles)
I have ''sharted'' = (I was forcing out a small pocket of flatulance gas from my bottom but some poo followed it)
[insert name] ''spewed it'' this morning = (a collegue call in sick this morning)
''Bag of Sand'' = (1 thousand pounds)
I have got the ''screaming abb-dabs'' = (I am suffering from chronic diarrhoea)
''Roger Bannisters'' = 4 minute miles =(piles)
I have ''sharted'' = (I was forcing out a small pocket of flatulance gas from my bottom but some poo followed it)
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2021 Kia Spottage 1.6 Pez Turbo Dual Clutch Gearbox Trickery
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