I can has Stripper Scent

[Welly]

This is an active odour eliminator and air freshener to be sprayed onto carpet mats and around the boot etc.

It smells like a high class strip club; there's notes of Perfume, not nasty Perfume but kinda 'soft' with a 'rounded' scent, oils, money maybe a bit fruity, cocktails, it is absolutely intoxicating it's like nothing I've ever smelt before I've even sprayed some onto a cloth so I can has more smellz.

You might think this would be horrid but it's amazing.


Chemical Guys 'Stripper Scent':

[Doggy]

I may have led a sheltered life, but on the few occasions I've seen a stripper, I can honestly say that fragrance wasn't what I noticed.

Can I has ur dicshunary?

[steve_earwig]

That actually sounds, umm, ghastly I have some cedar stink in the yoyo just now, it smells like toilet cleaner, which is kind of appropriate really.

I can honestly say that fragrance wasn't what I noticed.

Me neither, I couldn't get past the price of a round of drinks

[bytecode]

I was invited to, and given free entry to - a stripper joint in Texas by one of the strippers that took a shine to me during her day job as a bar-girl in a more regular bar.
Sadly on the night that I attended, she wasn't there to enjoy the benefit of my company as her boyfriend had gone a bit suicidal and had pulled a gun out threatening to kill himself, so she wasn't there.

Still there were other dancers there - but I have to admit, I found it one of the most boring experiences of my life. I much prefer meeting people in real situations, with their (vaguely) real personalities and having a proper chat.

I can't admit noticing any scent of perfume, oil and fruity cocktails at the time - but it was 17 years ago!

[Welly]

Buy some of that spray and you'll be transported straight back there

I've been using it as a shoe deodorizer and it has worked, killed all the bacteria my feet now smell like a tarts handbag but you can't have everything can you?