I can has Stripper Scent

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I can has Stripper Scent

Postby Welly » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:14 pm

This is an active odour eliminator and air freshener to be sprayed onto carpet mats and around the boot etc.

It smells like a high class strip club; there's notes of Perfume, not nasty Perfume but kinda 'soft' with a 'rounded' scent, oils, money :o maybe a bit fruity, cocktails, it is absolutely intoxicating it's like nothing I've ever smelt before I've even sprayed some onto a cloth so I can has more smellz.

You might think this would be horrid but it's amazing.


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Re: I can has Stripper Scent

Postby Doggy » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:17 pm

I may have led a sheltered life, but on the few occasions I've seen a stripper, I can honestly say that fragrance wasn't what I noticed. :?

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Re: I can has Stripper Scent

Postby steve_earwig » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:52 pm

That actually sounds, umm, ghastly :shock: I have some cedar stink in the yoyo just now, it smells like toilet cleaner, which is kind of appropriate really.
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Re: I can has Stripper Scent

Postby bytecode » Fri May 30, 2014 9:05 am

I was invited to, and given free entry to - a stripper joint in Texas by one of the strippers that took a shine to me during her day job as a bar-girl in a more regular bar.
Sadly on the night that I attended, she wasn't there to enjoy the benefit of my company as her boyfriend had gone a bit suicidal and had pulled a gun out threatening to kill himself, so she wasn't there.

Still there were other dancers there - but I have to admit, I found it one of the most boring experiences of my life. I much prefer meeting people in real situations, with their (vaguely) real personalities and having a proper chat.

I can't admit noticing any scent of perfume, oil and fruity cocktails at the time - but it was 17 years ago!
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Re: I can has Stripper Scent

Postby Welly » Fri May 30, 2014 11:15 am

Buy some of that spray and you'll be transported straight back there :cheesy:

I've been using it as a shoe deodorizer and it has worked, killed all the bacteria :o my feet now smell like a tarts handbag but you can't have everything can you?
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