How many sheep does Dai own?

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How many Sheep does Dai own?

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How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby Bailes1992 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:08 pm

Simple enough poll! :cheesy:
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby rwb » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:56 pm

Zero not an option?
Or maybe he could owe sheep? Is a ewe a sheep that you owe?

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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby rwb » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:58 pm

And what are the tenths of a sheep. Four legs and a head and a body only gets us up to 6.

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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby jonsowman » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:08 pm

What is going on :?
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby puggy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:11 pm

Is it "Own" or "Had" if its the latter i will go for the top number :twisted:
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby Bailes1992 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:08 am

jonsowman wrote:What is going on :?


Me and Dai are Welsh. Therefore we can make sheep jokes about each other 8)
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby jonsowman » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:10 am

Bailes1992 wrote:
Me and Dai are Welsh. Therefore we can make sheep jokes about each other 8)


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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby lozz » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:09 pm

Iheard that This allogation of welsh men "Back scuttling sheep is a Myth,
something to do with an excuse to be saved from being hung for sheep rus-ling in the olde'n days.

the scouser's call us English, (woolie-bachhhs. :arrowl: pronounced with lots of phlem) how very dare they :frown: :lol:
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby DaiRees » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:27 pm

Ya BAStud Sam, you wait until I'm away from home with sketchy Internet communications before starting a thread like this. Just make sure your new house has a big enough garden for all your lovers to graze. :cheesy:

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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby Bailes1992 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:32 pm

Garden? You mean bastard! Mine will be inside, where they belong!
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby puggy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:11 pm

:arrowu: :arrowu: :arrowu: at sam and dai !!

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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby Bailes1992 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:29 pm

Usually sheep on top. Far more intimate!

Where's Scotty when you want him? I need to know where he keeps his sheep.
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby scotty73 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:56 pm

Bailes1992 wrote:Usually sheep on top. Far more intimate!

Where's Scotty when you want him? I need to know where he keeps his sheep.


Well at the moment their sat on a plate defrosting and later I shall dust some mint seasoning on them and serve with chips. :lol:

I don't have the room for live sheep unfortunately but there is a reason I have a sheep dog. :wink: :twisted:
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby Bailes1992 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:36 pm

So Dave has 9475.3 'sheeps'. How big is your house Dave?
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Re: How many sheep does Dai own?

Postby scotty73 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:49 pm

Bailes1992 wrote:So Dave has 9475.3 'sheeps'. How big is your house Dave?


.3? did get hungry? :lol:
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